Написана  M*Ress,  Джимани и иногда говорят, что отчасти мной. Врут.

Tribble balls, tribble balls,
Furry, soft and nice,
Tribble balls, tribble balls
Aboard the Enterprise

Tribble balls, tribble balls,
Little balls of hair
Tribble balls, tribble balls
On the captain's chair

Tribble balls, tribble balls,
This nightmare is real
Tribble balls, tribble balls
In the captain's meal

Tribble balls, tribble balls,
Everyone is sad
Tribble balls, tribble balls
On the captain's head

Tribble balls, tribble balls,
Made a little trip
Tribble balls, tribble balls
On the Klingon ship... (здесь вопль разъярённого триббла )